Are you talking to us from the grave? Or do house elfs turn into ghosts too?

House elves regenerate.

Where did you get your shoes?!?!!? <3
Anonymous

Dobby got his trainers from Office

FAV COLOR? :d
Anonymous

Green, the colour of Harry Potters eyes!

Have you ever considered running for minister of magic?
Anonymous

Dobby would be a bad bad minister, But I think Harry  Potter or his Weezy should!

Do you still have your sock with you ?
Anonymous

DOBBY’S SOCK!

yes, sir :)

Will you marry me Dobby?
Anonymous

Dobby already has a wife, Miss Winky!

I'm a muggle :(
Anonymous

Dobby is a house elf, he knows how it feels…

Muggles get to watch ‘Tell or Vision’, Wizards can’t do that?

How comes your still a house elf if you dont work in a house?
Anonymous

Dobby is not a house elf, Dobby is a FREE ELF! 

YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME! YOU STUPID ELF!
Anonymous

Dobby never meant to kill, just maim or seriously injure!

my wand broke, plz help me dobby
Anonymous

Well, I would suggest seeing Mr. Olliviander, or using elf magic, LIKE ME!